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I applied the Nair on my vagina, and after a few moments I realized I was burning my labia off. I screamed in pain while my gynecologist removed 18 thorns from my vagina with tweezers.
I sneezed while shaving my vagina, and the razor slipped, cutting the inside of my labia. After a bad breakup in college, I went out with some girlfriends and ended up going home with someone.
I got out of the bathtub and sat on the lid of the toilet to remove my nail polish, and the bottle in my lap spilled acetone all over my lady bits. When my boyfriend and I were having sex, I got his cock ring stuck far into my vagina.
So for the next 10 minutes, my boyfriend practiced his gynecology skills and eventually got it out with the long end of a kitchen spoon. After a few minutes, it started to burn because a little of mint toothpaste was still on it.
It was so swollen and the skin was so sensitive that when I walked or sat down, it rubbed against my underwear and pants. One night, a spider crawled up my shorts while I was sleeping and took a bite out of my vagina.
I ended up with a severe staph infection, and my entire woman area was swollen to the size of an orange. I was wearing white beds that day, so when I got up my entire foot was covered in period blood.
In the middle of a crowded high school hallway, a huge gush of blood seeped right through my pants. He saw the horrified look in my eyes, and I immediately grabbed his sweatshirt to cover myself.
For some reason, he thought it'd feel good to put a ton of Crest toothpaste on his tongue while going down on me. I used to work at a bulk food store, and one day I went to the washroom to change my tampon.
That's when I remembered I had just finished topping up the bin of cayenne pepper and hadn't washed my hands before inserting my tampon. I was at the health clinic, spread out with my feet up in stirrups, with only a little paper napkin across my lap to protect my modesty.
When the nurse sat down in the chair, it shot out from beneath her, and she landed on her elbow with an audible crack. Two nurses and a doctor ran in to help, all while I sat there, cranked up in the air with my lady bits in full and glorious view of everyone.
Printer Friendly Also found in: Thesaurus, Medical, Financial, Idioms, Encyclopedia, Wikipedia. Having a flavor like that of nuts: The wild turkey often has a nutty taste when cooked.
Idioms: around the bend, crazy as a loon, mad as a hatter, not all there, nutty as a fruitcake, off one's head, off one's rocker, of unsound mind, out of one's mind, sick in the head, stark raving mad. Copyright © 2013, 2014 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company.
Collins Italian Dictionary 1st Edition © HarperCollins Publishers 1995 (Nat) noun 1. A fruit consisting of a single seed in a hard shell.
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The great aim of Elizabeth's life was to make a new man of Nutty. It was her hope that the quiet life and soothing air of Brook port, with--unless you counted the money-in-the-slot musical box at the store--its absence of the fiercer excitements, might in time pull him together and unscramble his disordered nervous system.
This was he whom, but yesterday Broadway had known as the Speed Kid, on whom head-waiters had smiled and lesser waiters fawned; whose snake-like form had nestled in so many a front-row orchestra stall. Nutty Boyd conformed as nearly as a human being may to Euclid's definition of a straight line.
Meanwhile, darling Nutty, will you get some clothes on and go round to the Smiths and ask them to lend us a pailful?' She was also sorry that a large sum of money was coming to Nutty at that particular point in his career, just when there seemed the hope that the simple life might pull him together.
Nutty was shambling through the garden with his pail, a bowed, shuffling pillar of gloom. In the early years of this century, such a linen-weaver, named Silas Manner, worked at his vocation in a stone cottage that stood among the nutty hedgerows near the village of Ravel, and not far from the edge of a deserted stone-pit. An hour later the lamps blazed in Badly's house; snow-water was heating; the pots were beginning to simmer, and the snow was dripping from the roof, as Amoral made ready a meal for all the village, and the boy-baby in the hood chewed at a strip of rich nutty blubber, and the hunters slowly and methodically filled themselves to the very brim with seal-meat.